10. Low demand for x-mas hams
9. The ants take care of the cookies left out for Santa
8. Seriously low risk of Santa coming down a working chimney
7. You don't have to water a plastic x-mas tree
6. You can convince the kids that the minor earthquakes are really Santa's sleigh landing on the roof.
5. Hours of fun listening to Indonesians attempt to sing the word "Wenceslaus"
4. Mosquitoes don't just spread malaria; they also spread holiday cheer
3. Prayer call is still at 4:30 a.m., but the mosques blare Jingle Bell Rock
2. New this year: Bird flu-free egg nog
1. After the Hanukkah blow-out, x-mas is soooo mellow
(Courtesy of my husband)